I finally caved in
So after years of resisting, I finally watched an episode of The Hills (Side note - this was just so i could distract myself from the horrible task of packing).
I seriously can not believe this crap is allowed on tv and that these skanks are famous! I know all about these trashy girls thanks to my addiction to Perezghilton.com… and i knew the show was bad.. but it’s like REALLY bad.
Maybe it’s the awkard pauses or the fact that Lauren Conrad may be the most boring person to ever exist (does she talk, or does she just give dirty looks every minute of her life?). Or maybe it had to do something with the fact that Spencer seems like the biggest prick and the fact that Heidi said “Thanks for always ordering my food for me” when they showed a clip of them eating at a restaurant for the 1,000 time… umm, isn’t she my age? Is she not capable of ordering her own food? Or maybe she can’t read? That must be it. She probably is illiterate and can’t read the menu…. I’m actually kind of fond of Heidi and her ability to turn absolutely nothing into a career in which she gets free designers clothes and boobs jobs, so i’ll let her illiteracy slide.
I think what is most shocking is that i recently read on Perez Hilton that Lauren makes $70,000 per episode and Heidi and Spencer make $65,000 EACH per episode! Seriously? This show seriously generates that much money?!? This makes me a little worried about the youth of the world…
I think a tv show about me doing… Nothing..would be more entertaining than The Hills. I should have my own reality show where I swim in my pool and make sand castles at the beach, and hang out at Disney World and where I hang from palm trees and wrestle Alligators. I should get paid $1 mill for that shit. It would be pure entertainment…
K..back to packing up my life for FLA!
